DD, Track, Burn?

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11/06/2017 at 12:13 • Filed to: DoTS, DDtrackburn, Porsche 911, Ferrari Califonia, Nissan GT-R

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Just saw this rental supercar trifecta down on the street. Sorry for crap photo, I was halfway through a 3 mile run and took it mid-stride. Anyway, Carrera S Cabrio, California non-T, and Godzilla: Whatcha got?


DISCUSSION (22)


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
11/06/2017 at 12:17

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Seems pretty straightforward: burn the Ferrari (I mean, it’s only a matter of time anyway), daily the Porsche and track the GT-R.


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11/06/2017 at 12:20

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+1 for Ferrari self-immolation reference. I posted this mainly to see if anyone has a contrarian opinion. I think yours is the majority and is also what I would pick, but some people seem to really, really dislike the R-35 so maybe it’ll get a few burns.


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11/06/2017 at 12:21

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DD: 911

Track: GT-R

Burn: California (tasteless no matter how I word it)


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11/06/2017 at 12:21

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Track Godzilla

DD the ass-engine nazi slot car

Burn the prancing horse


Kinja'd!!! InFierority Complex > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
11/06/2017 at 12:25

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I’ll just ride the bus. It’s the only one I could afford anyways.


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
11/06/2017 at 12:39

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Yeah, my answer is the same as everyone else’s. I wanted to swap the Porsche and GT-R, but I just couldn’t. Fixed roof will always be superior on the track.


Kinja'd!!! SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
11/06/2017 at 12:41

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Daily the Italian V8 with a metal roof. Track the Coupe. Burn the car with the engine in the wrong spot.

DD-California

Track-Godzilla

Burn-911


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
11/06/2017 at 12:42

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DD: Prancing Horse, because it’s a California and daily driving is what it does best.

Track: GT-R, because maths and bzz noises from all the go-fast computers.

Burn: The Porsche, only because it belongs on a track but for some reason had the structural rigidity taken clean off the top.


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11/06/2017 at 12:43

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DD: 911

Track: Godzilla

Burn: Light anywhere match


Kinja'd!!! FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Stapleface
11/06/2017 at 13:04

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I almost wish there was a GT-R convertible to make this more interesting.


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
11/06/2017 at 13:09

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DD and Track: GT-R

Burn: Ferrari

Forget: The 911 cause convertible and why would I want one?


Kinja'd!!! Maxima Speed > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
11/06/2017 at 13:19

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Daily: Carrera S Cabrio

Track: Nissan GT-R

Burn: Ferrari

Same as everyone else I suppose.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
11/06/2017 at 13:23

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I’m not a big R-35 fan, either, but the California is the worst modern Ferrari.


Kinja'd!!! SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
11/06/2017 at 15:03

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IMO, the “worst modern Ferrari” is equivalent to being the world’s poorest billionaire. I’m obviously biased though :)


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > SPAMBot - Horse Doctor
11/06/2017 at 15:17

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Honestly, if someone gave it to me, I’d just immediately turn around and sell it. I’m sure some people love them, but to me, the styling is terrible and it’s not what a Ferrari should be.

And... cue the FUV introduction.


Kinja'd!!! FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > CaptDale - is secretly British
11/06/2017 at 15:48

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IDK because the engine is in the wrong spot? That seems to be a turn on for some people around here.


Kinja'd!!! SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
11/06/2017 at 15:53

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I personally like them. I hear they are a lot of fun to drive too. Things go wrong in the rear but I can forgive it. The Portofino is a much better application of the convertible V8 2+2 formula though.


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11/06/2017 at 15:54

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Wasn’t it under development as a Maerati but Fiat decided it had gotten too expensive and decided it needed to be a Ferrari so they grafted on some Ferrari styling elements? That could explain the looks. Though the new Portofino isn’t exactly a looker either.


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
11/06/2017 at 16:12

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I like 911s, just not convertibles. They look awful.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
11/06/2017 at 17:04

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No idea, but that makes some sense.


Kinja'd!!! dsigned001 - O.R.C. hunter > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
11/06/2017 at 21:44

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Yeah, the California just doesn’t stir my loins at all. I don’t think it looks bad, just...I guess I think it looks like a chick car (as in a car some lady married to a guy with too much money, not a female with good taste). Burn.

The Porsche I’d probably daily, because the convertible-ness is actually fun every once in a while on a twisty road, and the Porsche-ness seems much more liveable than Godzilla. DD

Godzilla is really good at two things: driving around a track, and getting people excited at cars and coffee. Track


Kinja'd!!! RT > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
11/08/2017 at 06:58

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Daily the Porsche, Track the Nissan…

…XD THE FERRARI BURNS ITSELF 10/10 MOST ORIGINAL JOKE OF THE YEAR.